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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

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when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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im just an asshole with feelings

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I tumblr more than I go outside.

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The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

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